Far Gone Greetings

Instant 6-Pack Ab Blaster
Directions: Apply cream generously over abdominal area. Do 500 crunches. Repeat 3X daily.

Don't you guys sell running
shoes anymore?

Achilles Tendonitis.
This must be their god
of running.

Maybe you should
try running a marathon.
Maybe you should try
hand-feeding a crocodile.

I know you're tapering,
honey, but wasn't the race
last year?

Day After the Marathon

Kick it up a notch,
will you, Pete?

But what about your
race tomorrow?


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Hey, babe, wanna pull
my string?

Run to Win
Run from Mugger
Run to Eat
Run to Beach

Best friends forever

The Illiotibial Band

Running Trac
1. Run to fridge
2. Run from police
3. Home run
4. Pamplona run

Let's see… feet hip width
apart, chin up, pelvis tucked, lean forward, arms
at 45 degrees.

But Fred, your wear pattern
shows running between the
fridge and the sofa.

Runners' Anonymous

Enjoy the holidays

no message on cover

Lookin' good, Santa!

Happy Holidays

"…and a PR to qualify for Boston."

Ohmmmm…legs are cramping…ohmmmmm…
hard mat…ohmmmmmm…
how much longer???