Far Gone Greetings

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Triathlon Greeting Cards and Prints

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Browse our large selection of humorous greeting cards for triathletes. Whether you or someone you know is doing their first sprint triathlon or their twentieth ironman distance race, there’s a card here that will make them laugh to the finish line. Send a card today, or order a fine art print that’s perfect for framing.

  •  TRI-001 Triathlon balloons
    TRI-0011

    Surprise

  •  TRI-002 Strongman
    TRI-0021

    Test your insanity level.

  •  TRI-003 Swimming off-course
    TRI-0031

    blank cover

  •  TRI-004 Keep off
    TRI-0041

    Keep Off

  •  TRI-007 Newbie Tri
    TRI-007

    And lo and behold, the waters parted.

  • CYC-001 Cycling Geek
    CYC-0011

    Who, me, a geek?

  • CYC-003 Crazy cyclists
    CYC-0031

    It's 20 below. Even runners think you're nuts.

  • CYC-004 So many trails
    CYC-0041

    So many trails, so little time.

  • RUN-002 Shoe store
    RUN-0021

    Don't you guys sell running
    shoes anymore?

  • RUN-003 Ice Bath
    RUN-0031

    26.2

  • RUN-004 Achilles tendonitis
    RUN-0041

    Achilles Tendonitis.
    This must be their god
    of running.

  • RUN-005 Crocodile
    RUN-0051

    Maybe you should
    try running a marathon.
    Maybe you should try
    hand-feeding a crocodile.

  • RUN-006 Tapering TV
    RUN-0061

    I know you're tapering,
    honey, but wasn't the race
    last year?

  • RUN-007 Day After the Marathon
    RUN-0071

    Day After the Marathon

  • RUN-008 Airedale terrier
    RUN-0081

    Kick it up a notch,
    will you, Pete?

  • RUN-009 Carbo loading
    RUN-0091

    But what about your
    race tomorrow?


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  • RUN-010 Bling
    RUN-0101

    Girl, that's some bling!

  • RUN-011 Medals dude
    RUN-0111

    Congratulations, dude!

  • RUN-018 Pheidippides
    RUN-0181

    Pheidippides.
    The Plains of Marathon,
    Greece, 490 B.C.

  • RUN-020 Marathon mojos
    RUN-0201

    Clear skies, cool temps

  • RUN-021 Brittany spaniel
    RUN-0211

    Buddy, wake up.
    Time to run.

  • RUN-023 Hitting the wall
    RUN-0231

    Nooooooooooo!

  • RUN-024 Running Trac
    RUN-0241

    Running Trac
    1. Run to fridge
    2. Run from police
    3. Home run
    4. Pamplona run

  • RUN-025 Runner's leg
    RUN-0251

    Runner's leg found at
    Mile 24 wearing size 10
    shoes with blue stripe.
    Will the owner please
    return to retrieve it?

  • RUN-026 Chi running
    RUN-0261

    Let's see… feet hip width
    apart, chin up, pelvis tucked, lean forward, arms
    at 45 degrees.

  • RUN-027 Hydration
    RUN-0271

    They like you!
    They really like you!

  • RUN-028 Shoe tread
    RUN-0281

    But Fred, your wear pattern
    shows running between the
    fridge and the sofa.

  • RUN-029 Full speed ahead
    RUN-0291

    3:59:59
    26 miles.
    Only .2 to go.

  • RUN-030 Six-minute mile
    RUN-0301

    Alright, dude.
    I'm looking for a
    6-minute mile.
    Ready?

  • RUN-034 Runners' Anonymous
    RUN-0341

    Runners' Anonymous

  • RUN-035 Port-o-johns
    RUN-0351

    Is that what I think it is?
    Oh, thank you, thank you.

  • RUN-037 Gingerbread runners
    RUN-0371

    Enjoy the holidays

  • RUN-038 Fireplace
    RUN-0381

    no message on cover

  • RUN-039 Skinny santa
    RUN-0391

    Lookin' good, Santa!

  • RUN-041 Runner's ornament
    RUN-0411

    Happy Holidays

  • RUN-042 Santa marathon
    RUN-0421

    no message on cover

  • RUN-043 Santa's lap
    RUN-0431

    "…and a PR to qualify for Boston."

  • SWM-001 Butterfly wings
    SWM-0011

    no message on cover